iPod Etiquette

Written by Fuzz on 7/22/2009 07:24:00 PM

Song Of The Moment - I like what you say - Nada Surf

This weather, it was so nice, warm and cosy. Reminds me of summer. Oh i miss Summer. Jumping out of bed, not scared that im gonna freeze to death, Not having to use blankets all the time, Having ice cream, feeling comfortable all the time and bright days where being outdoors is a muss. I'm getting all nostalgic, reminds me of this years summer the times we went beach, hung out at coogee, even at bondi the first time i'd actualyy been to bondi beach with pig, lloyd, matt etc. Some reason summer days make music sound so much better. I miss the Summer days. Good times.

Anywho this will be a quick post, i was reading FHM in my fluffy robe and slippers. Hugh Hefner style... ok i lied i was in the crapper and i was reading it. I just thought a robe and slipper sounded more appealing. And i stumbled across iPod Etiquette. Etiquette is a hot topic for me, im trying to adjust my sense of common courtesy. I'm pretty sure its for men but it should account for everyone. The Do's and Don't of the iPod. (In my own words)


  • DO invest in different headphones to the white pair that comes with the iPod. Preferably in-ear one so nobody else is subjected to your Mediocre taste in music indie or R'n'B. Ok im pretty sure FHM is bagging my taste in music there. Asses.
  • DONT subject your tunes on anybody, anywhere. By buying those plug-in speakers and blasting it to the world. So in other words don't play your music out loud in the public, not unless your busking or if its for entertainment. Not everyone has the same taste in music as you. Other words your musics shit, keep it to yourself.
  • DO have something that is generally aceptable to listen to on your ipod. Just incase your being glared at by the old lady with the children sitting beside you. Cause we always choose to sit next to the old lady.
  • DO remove your headphones during on the street socialising, upon arriving at work, whilst out with others or at any place that's social. It's rude. But you can keep them while playing nothing so you can eavesdrop. =D
  • DON'T or maybe NEVER EVER Let chicks see you srcolling through your own playlist. Us guys have some fruity music on our iPods, but the world doesnt have to know... I know it unfair, i can't listen or show off my love for Taylor Swift or Miley Cyrus because some would think was wierd.
  • DO Tap your feet, play air guitar, pretend to drum, start a conga line. Strangrs will take your cue, Which will lure the hot chicks to you and possibly lead to world peace.

Thank You FHM, your a book thats only full of ass and titties. Your full of ass and titties and cool stuff, Ass and tities. =P

Best thing to happe to me today, Just before i leave i want to show you all why im so awesome, I usually dread looking at my credit. It scares me when the lady doesnt start with One Hundred and something something. I swear i've texted Pigar overseas, texted everyone for the movies last week, had long phone talks with special someones, pranked random Canadian phone numbers and called a companionship hotline (Dating service). But i somehow still managed to have $150 credit and it runs out in two weeks. How awesome am i, even the phone stations love me. Anyways dont hate my luck, love it. Peace!!!

3 comments:

Comment by CINTAAMONYET on July 22, 2009 at 8:58 PM

I like the last do of the iPod etiquette.
I probably have tapped my feet while listening to my ipod. Air guitaring/air drumming? Done that. Conga line? That is on my to do list now =)

One thing I always do while listening to my ipod is sing with it...a tad bit too loud. Hehehe.

 
Comment by Pigar on July 23, 2009 at 3:17 AM

ME TOO Isrien!

I always sing aloud - and like, especially when you're walking on a street and you THINK you're walking by yourself, suddenly you see someone go right ahead of you and pass. "FUCK, he was behind me ALL ALONG?". That time I was singing Katy Perry's Hot'n'Cold. Oh crud.

And I really like that one about eavesdrop. I do that ALL the time. :D

 
Comment by Fuzz on July 23, 2009 at 11:32 AM

I sing Katy Perry on the train all the time =D
I hope i can oneday starta conga line

 

Post a Comment