Nonsensical!?

Written by Fuzz on 11/29/2009 02:20:00 PM comments (0)

FuZZ Is Listening To -The Outfield - Your Love, GODAMN THIS SONG IS OLD S-COOL!! I LOVE IT!! Watch the Video, You ALL KNOW This SONG! Dont lie.. Or else you go to the lonely corner.. where you don't get any cupcakes! Just check out them mullets, and the 80's settings... we weren't born in this incredibly RAD, Shut up, era.
Remember listening to these songs on 106.5 going to school. Back when we didn't know 104.1 or 96.9 or 96.1 were the "Cool" radio stations. Buuttttt! 106.5 and 101.7 was where it was at BLASTING them 80's riffs and electronic keyboards.




ANYWHO, why is it called nonsensical? Cause i've just forgotten what i wanted to blog about. But i started so i have to keep going. The space leprechaun said i have to. So OK! Here i found something.. You guys know that i'm a Star Wars buff right? Yah im one of those nerds, pants high, thick glasses, buck teeth, can solve a math equation involving a coke can an orange and an elephant in two seconds, freckles, oversized ears and level 100 flame shield ultra fork flinger in war.. craft? But yeah i've loved Star Wars since i was a kid. AAND don't call me geeky because the How I Met Your Mother guys love Star wars Too! But anyways, how cool is this jacket! I'm convinced if i wear this jacket i'll look like that black guy. I want to buy it!





... Nice right? Anywho, i'm just now gonna post a bunch of online videos that you can watch to pass time with. I found them funny, and hope you do too. It's for fun =)









PEACE OUT, ONE LOVE

Van Damme KABLAM !

Written by Peanut Butter on 11/28/2009 04:28:00 PM comments (0)


Zain Is Listening To - Some Kind of Wonderful by Michael Buble (the man knows how to dress dude)

As fuzz said, the honeymoon season for this blog may be over but that doesn't excuse our asses for being lazy ! Anywho, all of those foxtel-ians out there would know that we have these new super duper FREE movie channels showing movies non-stop 24/7, maybe now i will finally catch up on all THOSE classics. One channel, SHOWACTION had a van damme MARATHON. i kno how awesome right i totally forgot about mr muscles from BRUSSELS ! So what does one do when he loses touch of a superstar action hero, he runs to the aid of wikipedia.

Full name: Jean-Claude Camille François Van Vaerenbergh
i repeat, Jean-Claude Camille François Van Vaerenbergh !?!?!

now say that 4 times super fast while playing extreme connect-4 :)

Does anyone remember this dudes flexibility ? RIDONKULOUS he doesnt have bones in his legs, and u may quote me on that ! He's got a pretty cool accent too, not as funny as arnies though BUT that my friends is another post for another day. I can't believe I've talked about him so long without sharing a picture. best picture ever !


Now my favourite van-damme training scene !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ffs_5DMJLw

Yeeep, I taught him everything he knows CLEARLY.

Gotta love 80s and early 90s action films, tooooooo many classics.

Peace yo
ZaiN ;)

Where did 2009 go?

Written by Fuzz on 11/27/2009 08:38:00 PM comments (0)

FuZZ Is Listening To -LeAnn Rhimes - Can't Fight The Moonlight, Yeeeah... OOLDDD.. kinda fruity.. BUT, i BET one or some of you would sing along if you heard it. Don't lie now you fruit loop you. It's a good song, a classic and i watched Coyote Ugly the other day and thought i'd download it. So SHUT UP, i like my music and aren't ashamed.. so kiss my ass =P

Hiiiii, You know this is odd. I used to have like a blog post once a day, then it was a post once every few days, then it was once a week.. now its once a fortnight. Honeymoon season's over for sure.

Anywho, it's the 27th of November. The 1st of December is soon. That leaves us with a month left of 2009, and the first decade of the millenium. Yeah i know, i did the math, i'm so good at maths like 80 + 15 = 100, and 2 + 2 = 5. And shut up to those people who say 2010 is the end of the first decade, that's the next set of tens so yeah.. suck it.

Sorry i had to. 2009 is nearing its end, and what have you done this year? I've always wanted to have that one big achievement or memory from every year. The one that sticks, like the "Hey remember in 2005 you got your head stuck in a jungle gym"... Not that i did, pfft what re-tard gets his head stuck in a jungle gym. Or in 2008 i graduated from Randwick Boys, which was one of the best years of my life. Why? OHH I'll show you why.

These are pics i found in our Year 12 Yearbook. 80's style Athletics? Writing Homo on our tummies at the Swimming Carni? Check Brother D's face, Afro man bottom right. Gooooood times.

But yes 2009's almost ending, and i'm pretty proud with what's come of it. I started Uni, Finished my first year of Uni, met some new and awesome people, rekindled old friendships,
Anniyah was born I'd write her birth date... but i can't remember it.. Best uncle right here, went overseas to Bali (No not Indonesia, that's just a city in the country Bali numb nuts) with the WHOLE family, Ahh i remember its June 25th, My brother got Married, My other brother is about to move out, I got that job.. remember.. as an Extr... ahh hmm... i mean Background Artist and am about to start my career as the second man of the house. Tough Stuff right there. OH AND I got this new job. It's called a Sleeper, I start from 2AM and work til 11AM, no Pay and no breaks. Worst Job i tells ya, and those hours.. and its a 7 day job. F*ck my life. But i'm happy with how it turned out, i guess there were some ups and some downs.

But how can you look up, if you haven't first been down.
Not the most motivational, but it's got the message. Shut up, im trying to be inspirational like Col Sanders and the KFC guy.

OH! And i realised that to do list i have on the right over there.. Yep scroll down, see it? Thanks yuhuh. I wrote that about 4 months ago... and have not done a single one of them yet... It's bad yeah? SO! What i'mma do is change it to a "To Buy by 2009's end List" Nothing like a little pressure to get things going... That's what she said? EWWWWWWWW YOUR DIRTY!

Anywhoooo
Peace Out, One Love...
Happy Eidul Adha, 1430

Sexual Chocolate!

Written by Fuzz on 11/18/2009 06:02:00 PM comments (0)

FuZZ Is Listening To - TiK ToK - Ke$ha, Wierd. I only just heard this song yesterday at Julio's place, then all of a sudden its all over the radio and tv. And eveyones like WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN FUZZ?! AND IM LIKE I DONT KNOW WHERE I'VE BEEN MAN!

HAH! Remember this movie. One of the many funny scenes. The BEST Reverend. Great Band Name. Godly Jeri Curl. And AWESOME Exit. Zain say's he wishes he has this guy at his wedding.




"That Boy Good"

Just one of them classic films, that we had on video but never bothered to buy on dvd once we threw out all our VCR's.

Peace Out, One Love =D

Friday the 13th, fuzzain style.

Written by Peanut Butter on 11/14/2009 03:25:00 PM comments (0)

Zain Is Listening To - Wheels by the Foo FIGHTERS !


Good afternoon everyone ! Long time no see, i haven't posted in AGES ! why ? was i suffering from bloggers block ? no sorry nothin can block me (fuzz: wat bout that nose of urs ? ) except uni exams ! they were a real BEEHATCH but alas it is all over and so is my first yr of uni ?! time flew like no 2moro...that dude in the background pic on the left, yeh the one wit the cardigan...yes he is single...no he is not gay... yes him he enter the holiday season this wk ! pretty exciting stuff .

Okay so yesterday kicked off my holidays and boy did it BANG. it started with me hijacking fuzz and takin him to george st giordano outlet under the presumption from a pretty young asian that they were lookin for casuals ! so we go and ask for "jimmy" aka manager and we see he's on the phone so we think ok lets not be rude, rather just wait till he's done. SO we wait...and wait...and wait just some more, CLEARLY he was on an important business call. FINALLY hes free only to find out hes already HIRED ! wat an assface.

The next part of our journey leads us to jumma (friday prayer). From jumma we head to angela's to get a haircut where we see julio who as usual requires some sort of situation to be DE-SUSSED ! from angela's we eat, from eating we end up at fuzzs house. i change into my bball gear, farewell fuzz to play some local ball only to reuinte with fuzz and hour and a half later, some say that is too much time apart. i agree wit some say. AND here is where our funky night begins :)

So we arrive, see familiar faces, catch up - ask what everyones doin wit themselves these days - find out ex-randwick boys peepz are in jail - surpising ? slightly. Anyways the last bbq i attended did not involve neither strobe lights nor TIKI torches (thanks fuzz) from the SURVIVOR SERIES. Clearly things have changed since i was a wee lil boy. Yes so we conversed, exchanged humble insults, flipped chicken wings and danced to the beat of friday night WSFM ;) that station is SO underrated ! Oh and the weather was simply devine, a cool summer breeze and just when we thought the night couldnt get any better, faisal whispers "i have explosive entertainment" - he didnt actually say that but for the purposes of saving myself and fariz from the online coppers HE DID :) i ask where did thy find such awesome explosiveness ? *faisal responds wit an access denied expression* i guess once a shifty curry always a shifty curry ?
and OFF we go, 8 strapping young lads cruising the streets of eastlakes (majority dressed in black...to ward off suspicion ofcourse) with no hidden agenda's, clearly just enjoying the awesome weather and before we kno it we're in eastlakes park ?! The rest is a bit blurry but i can recall in order to view this 'explosive awesomeness' some suggested we needed to view it from under the pirate ship (8 dudes, one pirate ship...u do the math). SO as one dude goes to light the gunpowder, the rest of us run for cover because apparently it was going to be MASSIVE. big bluff by my man faisal but nonetheless we shouldve added trenches and worn army helmets for dramatic effect. I had no idea how loud fireworks are ?! as they go off, u notice the apartment building lights surrounding the park start turning on...so its like a light show within a light show? tom stoppard whaaaaaat ! so we're like oh crap, in the craziness some of us ran, some of us chilled, some of us just looked straight up STONED !

i kid u not, 45 seconds later..a police van rocks up. wat are the chances ? *checks demographics* oh...actually the chances are higher than i thought..STILL wat the hell ?!
so two officers come out and ask us how we doin ? next thing u kno they're askin us to empty our pockets ? i was actually wearing bball shorts and they dont have pockets ?! then they touched me where the pockets would be...i told them i was pocket-less...but they wouldnt stop..THEY WOULDNT STOP MAN ?!

wat happened next ? they got their torches out...interpret THAT as u wish u sick bastards ! anywho after a quick search they told us to go home and home we went :)

just another day in the LIFE !

peace yo.
ZaiN

Photographic Nostalgia

Written by Fuzz on 11/11/2009 12:38:00 AM comments (0)

FuZZ Is Listening To -It's My Life/Confessions - Glee Cast, The Dudes. Glee, Is probably one of the best tv shows on tv (clearly) right now. I love it!! It's fun, kinda quirky, Mr Schuester would be one of the most awesome teacher ever, and the music is just tip tops!

Hello. It's me again. I'm foregoing completing my assessment to write a blog. My excuse is that today is my rest day. But i've yet to start and its due in, looks at time "oh crap its 12:48 AM", well i guess its due tomorow then. So here i am, bludging, not worrying, not stressing, and enjoying this spare time i have before i dig my head into the keyboard and search up facts which i would not normally look up if it wasn't for this assessment. Plus side, some of the facts are pretty useful, and i get to use them later on in life and seem like a pompous prick for acting like im smarter than everyone....Maybe thats not such a good idea.

Jeez.. i just rambled there. I swear i only planned to say Hello. Oh here i go again. Stop it! No. Smartass..

OK!
So have you ever had that moment where your walking aimlessly around the house, bored, nothing to do, you dont want to eat, watch tv, or sit on the computer. This is usually where a good hobby would kick in, but not even drawing was on my agenda. Then i looked at the corner of my dining room and saw OOLD photo albums. Like Ancient! Like Spanish Civil War Ancient. Like Zain with no facial hair ancient. Or Fuzz without awesomeness ancient... wait, no that never happened. SO I walked over and looked at some oldies. And Oh my GOD are they old. Sorry though i couldnt be bothered scanning them. Back when we were toddlers, pictures of me and my cousin pretending to be ninjas when we were 4, a very candid shot of me as a toddler at an artificial beach and wearing nothing but my birth day suit, me and my brothers looking after Emir, the youngest, who is now so big and old and facial haired... It takes you back to times when things were simple. And all of these photographs have such great stories behind them, and just the joy i see from seeing the happy faces. Theres so much more going on in the picture than what is there though. There was a picture of me feeding a kangaroo.... It looks innocent, yeah cool kangaroo. NO! EVIL KANGAROO! BEGINING OF MY FEAR OF KANGAROOS! Minutes after the photo was taken the Kangaroo punched the bag of peanuts out of my hands and almost came after me, Saved by a park ranger who threw something nearby to take evil kangaroos attention away. Speaking of fears, my fear of Clowns was videotaped.

OFF TOPIC MOMENT: Theres a video of my 4th birthday and my parents got me a clown to come by. The clown was "funny", doing the hokey pokey, and all "smiles". But clowns have evil deadly intentions behind those painted smiles. (See, Evil Clowns Page 43). So in this video the clown approaches junior FuZZ and what do i do? I run off crying, evil Clown aint putting no hurt on me baby! (Crying was a defence mechanism... yuhuh it sure is). Anywhom how that i think of this video... i think its gone. It's a shame, i was too young to realise the value in that video and i think im the one that threw it out. BACK ON TOPIC.

The photos were a nice trip back to memory lane. I saw my old Indonesian Dancing days, We performed on tv once so im a destined star (My part was a prince of some sorts and i had my princess beside me, i was also a player... naturally), this time we went to the snows and i fell over putting my feet in a snowboard (i just quit after that)... Ah really good times. I then started looking at past photos on my computer. And Jeeez we were gronks back in the high school days. Taking photos at the bus stop as the Infamous 359 Krew (We caught the 359 every afternoon, so named ourselves after this bus CAUSE WE'RE GANGSTA!!), Eating Pizza and slurpees during sport, Posing for no reason on top of pandas, Eating at oportos, Climbing boats on zain's road, Eating MASSIVE Hungry Jacks and McDonalds feeds (Like seriously there were 8+ burgers involved), Going Indonesia on my own with Alasdair, Studying for the HSC, Farewells for Randwick Boys... Just wayy too much. I wish i could post some of the photos up, but it would take up SO MUCH MORE space than i already have....

But wow..You realise how much has changed since then, but also what you've gone through to become who you are today. And it's great looking at this pictures every once in awhile, it's not living in the past it, reminding yourself of the past.
Lets all do it. So im glad i now have a diary that saves all my new photos now. I want to make a time capsule now... Hmm.

Whilst i ponder this i shall leave y'all. *looks at post, such a personal post in a way* But
hey you choose to read it so i should let you know more about me.

Peace Out!

Halloween, In Sydney?

Written by Fuzz on 11/01/2009 12:05:00 AM comments (0)

FuZZ Is Listening To -Arrested Development - Everyday People, Old S-Kool, If you hear this song your bound to recognise its laid back rythm. Chilled, relaxed and all around nice tune. Check it =)

Before I start, Peanut Butter Anjam's at The Nas Concert tonight, O.G'ing it UP! So i hope he and the Ali's are having an awesome time, this is Zain's second concert in two nights and second concert EVER!! Now lets have a round of applause for his achievement....



Ok.... Guess not.

ANYWHO! So this afternoon, on my way home from an Engagement i see a bunch of kids doing the "Trick Or Treat" thing. What is this phenomenon? I'm not all too familiar with it, I'm Australian it's got nothing to do with me. BUT! It's taken our nation by storm... Or whatever. I sound like an advertisement. But yeah i see all these kids doing the Halloween thing, something i always thought was purely an American thing. So i guess the thing's travelled over to Australia, and its not a bad thing, Free Candy.. Never a bad thing. And dressing up... Since when was that a bad thing? But heres the sticky gum.... It's only JUST, like instantly, become a thing to do. I mean two years ago.. We tried it. We knocked on doors, said "Trick Or Treat"... and were stood up! We stood there for two minutes while the guy went to open the door, then he opened the door... pretended he couldn't speak english... Went to tell his wife... She came back and just said no... and we walked away. 10 Precious minutes of my life, i will never get back. So this is what we did instead.


Scream mask man (in the yellow shirt) in a fight with a terrorist (the man with the gun) in the middle of the street.
This picture miraculously came into my possession through a mystical USB which was connected to Peanut Butter's computer, then i asked him for it, and he gave it to me... What a Miracle.

So in Two years its become a Hit and the homes have candy ready. It's not even our holiday =O, Our Foreign Correspondant Mr Chau, or Mr Funneldick, or Dickhead Robot, said that it's an actual Public holiday over in the states, and that they go to school in costumes... woah right. Again who DOESNT like to dress up! I wish i was going to a Costume party... stupid assignments, and lack of invites. Yuhuh, imma stay-at-home-on-saturday-loser. And the free candy! Damn i wish i was young enough to go to a strangers house and demand candy again. =(

AND Im sorry to any youngens who came by knocking on my door and getting nothing but Invisible-Untouchable-Unrecievable Candy , I wasn't home and didn't have any real candies.

Oh well...
PEACE OUT, ONE LOVE, HAPPY HALLOWEEN