Gotta love ordering pizza

Written by Fuzz on 7/20/2009 08:33:00 PM

Song Of The Moment - Why by Poet In Process
They're foreign but sing in english. Their songs sound pretty good. Like funky-ish then rock-ish.. i can't explain music so well,it's not my strong point. But i like it so, thats a winner right there, right?

The family was in the mood for some pizza, so i was given the prestige job of calling them up. We wanted 5 chicken pizzas with bbq sauce garlic bread and a drink. So here is my Conversation with the pizza lady:

*Fuzz dials pizza number, i will not advertise them here*
*lady who i think speaks english as a second language picks up, Lets call her Barbara*
Barbara: Hello...
Fuzz: Hey i got a voucher here for $6.95 pizzas
Barbara:.... so that was pickup or delivery

Fuzz: Sorry, Pickup please
Barbara: pick up?
Fuzz: yup
Barbara: what is your phone number
Fuzz: *she's cracking onto me* my phone number is 12345678
Barbara: So this is Rony?
Fuzz: Oh My God how'd you know!... no not really but i was amazed.. I really just said "yup"
Barbara: What pizza's would you like?
Fuzz: i would like 5 Chicken pizza's please, 3 on puff pastry and 2 on deep pan thanks
Barbara: So that was a chicken pizza?

Fuzz: yes 5 please
Barbara: .... *silence*
Fuzz: 5
Barbara: ....
Fuzz: *deep breath* .... 5 Chicken pizzas please
Barbara: ok 5 chicken pizzas
Fuzz: Yes, 2 pan and 3 puff pastry
Barbara: 5 Chicken pizzas and 2 of what was that?
Fuzz: 2 on pan and 3 puff pastry

Barbara: 2 of your five on pan?
Fuzz: *hehe sounded like she said pam* yes deep pan
Barbara: 2 on deep pan
Fuzz: *sigh* yes...2 deep pan, 3 puff

Barbara: 3 puff chicken pizzas
Fuzz: yes, and 2 deep pans
Barbar: 2 deep pans
Fuzz: yup
Barbara: and 3 puffs
Fuzz: ... *exhale* yes
Barbara: 2 deep pan and 3 puffections, on 5 chicken pizzas
Fuzz: *kindy maths all over* Yes please
Barbara: that would be $50
Fuzz: *isn't she supposed to ask for sides? oh and i forgot to mention* Could i get Barbecue sauce on them all please?

Barbara: Barbecue sauce on all 5?
Fuzz: Yes
Barbara: And the puffection?
Fuzz: *didn't you just?* Yes please
Barbara: 5 chicken pizzas with bbq sauce 3 puff and 2 dee
p pan.
Fuzz: *teleprompter?* yuhuh and can i get garlic bread please
Barbara: what sides did you want?
Fuzz: *am i getting punkd?* a garlic bread and a drink please
Barbara: what drink?
Fuzz: Coke please
Barbara: Coca cola?

Fuzz: *no no brand coke darling*
Barbara: so 5 bbq pizzas 2 deep pan and puffection a garlic bread and a coke?
Fuzz: yes dear.
Barbara: that will be $60 and be ready in 15 minutes
*hangs up*
Fuzz: bitch.... No not really but y'know


Thank you unnamed pizza place, but i'll show you a distorted pic of their logo.. i changed it so much that not even the smartest man alive, Kevin Rudd, could figure it out.




I was probably a picky customer or whatever but i can't believe it was that hard, surprisingly i think it went longer too. Next time im ordering online.And now the pizza is here so, im going to enjoy that shit, then watch Supernatural, Pizza feed For The WIN! Peace! Leave you with two picture's from my favourite book.

Yup, Furverts it IS!

4 comments:

Comment by CINTAAMONYET on July 20, 2009 at 9:38 PM

urgh you FURVERT!!
YOU'RE DESTROYING MY EYES!!!

and lol to your convo with the pizza lady named Barbara. seriously though, did it go like that?

 
Comment by Fuzz on July 20, 2009 at 11:36 PM

It was, with mild add-ons for extra effect, but it was the most annoying phone call.. i didn't want to go pick it up, i sent emir instead =P

 
Comment by Pigar on July 20, 2009 at 11:41 PM

Hahahahhahahaa..

PLEASE - PLEASE. Write a TV Sitcom!! PLEASEE!! You'd with both DAYTIME and Primetime Emmy!! :D

 
Comment by Fuzz on July 20, 2009 at 11:52 PM

Pig mine doesnt stand a chance to your plays, theyre like only 30 lines but those 30 lines are oh so so good

 

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