FuZZ Is Listening To (Hah, see that i speak in third person. I think im that much superior now. No i don't need it to be approved or anything, i just say it and its done.) Anyways im listening to - Hot Air Balloon - Owl City, Props to Pig for this song. Upbeat, Electro, REALLLLY Optimistic sound. It's nice for those happy go sun shine days and times when your just walking down the road alone and smiling to yourself.... As you do right?
HI! Remember me?!!? Course you do, how can you forget. Im the guy that used to write an entry once an hour... Yeah Honeymoon Season's over.. sadly. I haven't written for a weeek, i feel bad for you readers. Especially the stalker one, they can't live without knowing what im doing. Its OK stalker reader, the secret camera you installed in my room still works, i just moved it into the toilet. Quality Television Right There.
ANYHOW, where have i been for a week? what have i been doing.. Ohhh BUDDY! Can You Feel It?!? It's gonna be another ESSAY of an entry. You'll need to see the Optometrist after you read my entries.
Where do i start... Where i left off i guess. Remember last friday, i said that Zain and I had knives, forks and noodles in our faces and were ask.. no TOLD.. that we're "Coming out Saturday Night!".. Well, as the newly epiphany'd YES men we are. We came out on Saturday night. XO at St James it was. I was ready at 8 and set to go... But hadn't left home yet. So i spoke to Zain who was online at Julio's place. But he wasn't responding... Then i get a phone call and Zain's outside. THE HELL MAN! I was talking to thin air... i spilt some dark dirty secrets that anyone could have read. Or Zain was on computer and driving at the same time. Multi Tasking is an excellent trait, so any of you sexy ladies out there.. Heres your man. Go to my last post to see a picture of him ;-D.
Sooo off we goes to Julios place. Don't know how but within 10 minutes of coming in, im lying on his soft.. comfy.. smooth bed.. with ZAIN. Yuh, makes you think right? But we had to get off, it was gettin awkward.. I moved my foot, zain moved his ear things happened.. we dont want to get all technical so.. on to the next part. I was introduced to Julio's Lounge room, where My Best Friends Wedding was playing on TV. (Best Line: Michael's chasing Kimmy? Yes! You're chasing Michael? YES! Who's chasing you... Nobody, get it?, CUT!!!) So there we were, Julio, Zain and I watching My Best Friends Wedding.. While Julio's sister Diana's laptop was laid open in front of us. Her wallpaper was a pic of Diana, Julio and friends (One of whom is in the same class as me, what are the Odds?). It's odd, three staring at this wallpaper and watching this chick flick. Best way to start a Saturday night right?
THEN!!! Green light hit, we were OFF! Splitting up in to two cars. Zain, Julio and I in one car, Diana and Ria in the other. And to the city we went, and when we got there we were the first to find parking. Sooo we waited by the Big Hyde Park Fountain. Its late, we should be alone at this big park.. who strolls parks at night, nobody right? WRONG!! There were Master Splinters.. Ok you non Ninja Turtle Lovers, Rats! And there we were, three manly men (Honestly i think it was only Zain, but i'm trying to make him feel better so i say three.. shh dont tell him) Jumping around like panzies from little rats the size of a 10 year olds foot. Good Stuff!
Once we conquered them rats, Ran away, we went to St James. There we were introduced to Danny, Ex-Randwick Boys Cap And Carmel, Coincidental Uni Buddy! We had to wait in line.. and well, We just don't do that. We don't wait to get into the club, the Club waits for us... so we made it wait and we went to eat Maccas. (I said wait to much, am i spelling it right?) When we went back to the club everyone was already inside.. So much for waiting for us. Inside the club we sung, danced, yelled, Single-Ladied, jumped around, sat down, drank some water, falsealarmwenthome, apparently krumped, photo'd and boogied. Who says that anymore?! I saw these two large dudes, just being cautious, watching this one chick dancing for them in a corner. They had their own little show going on... funny eh? Here's pics i scabbed off Facebook.....
We, Me, Zain, Aysha and Leema left at 1. Not literally but we had to Pull Zain away, if not "who knows when I'd go home" he said. Theres a lion in there waiting to come out, Please remember that quote it'll be useful later in life. Then the night was over, that was last Saturday! We Came Out! We Kept our Yes Man Promise! Thats it for this post, I don't want to write TOO much, next post tonight. Im a humanitarian, i dont want to overwhelm you with my incredibly awesome life. I dont want you to envy me so much that you hate me =P
Laters, PEACE!!!
Song Of The Moment - Eagle Eye Cherry - Save Tonight.. ; )
| 8/14/2009 | 10:58:28 AM | Zai№S | ohh man | |||||
| 8/14/2009 | 10:58:28 AM | Zai№S | ive got a feeling | |||||
| 8/14/2009 | 10:58:38 AM | Zai№S | that today i sgonna be a GOOD DAY ! |
Ok, apart from Zain's Incredibly BAD Spelling and his attempt at singing the black eyed peas song.. Pinochio hasn't lied here. His spidey senses were tingling and they came through. They surprised the viewers from the left flank, blindsided the D and came home Strong!...yeeeah, No he was right. Today was gooood...
So why was it good? I'll tell you why its good. Yeah, that's generally what happens. Shut up. So today, Friday the 14th August 2009 (So close to being the 13th) was the day that we, Zain and I, would be meeeting up with our old old friend Ameerah Alias, remember her? from the water fights and those HSC study days? No? Its okay =P. But before we met Zain and I had to go jumah, Friday prayer for all of you playing at home. Jumah was funny cause my pops was angry at me and my cousin, Iqbal, for being late. So we got silent treatment-ed the whole way.. then as we're walking towards the mosque i hear "Rony!!!" and my dad instantly Happy go sunshine's and is joking around and laughing out loud... funny story right? Yes? ... who asked you anyway.
ANYWAYS, When i finally got the prank phone call signalling Zain's arrival into the Eastern suburbs of Eastlakes. Yeah you wouldn't get that Eastlakes was an Eastern Suburb would you. So i walk outside and wait to see his monster of a tarago or his miniature red car. I see the red car... and i think it's gonna u-turn to park in front of me... But NO!! he turns into another street, and i gotta run, YES RUN, over... Thanks mate, make me run.. just cause my gym membership is out and i've been out of shape for awhile now... you bastard. So i run over to his car and say what up to Zain and his sis. Inside his car Zain and I are asked if we planned to dress the same. Zain the ass wore a checkered pinkish/redish/greyish shirt and i wore my red checkered shirt also... *Yes we called each other the night before. This was the first of many. We go up the road and drop off his sis. And we're off!.... Oh right and before i got picked up, sorry but i'm going non-linear story telling on your ass, I gotsa call from Ameerah i did, yes i did! And it turns out, as usual, she was there EXTRA early. And it all suddenly came back, it was as if Ameerah was never gone for all those months.. i dont know how or why. But anyhow she was early, we were late, and someones ass was getting whooped.... So i stopped watching that guy get beat down and we went to randwick.
*Im being sarcastic
In the car we discussed life, poetry, fine champagnes and good tourist destinations such as Monaco and Rome.... Yeah? Anyways,we get to Randwick 15 minutes late, Fashionably. Before we got to Taste of thai we saw a head pop out of the bus. It was our old old old old old old buddy mister devine. So we said hi, then bye then went to Taste of Thai after meeting and greeting Ameerah for the first time in god knows when. A year? Inside we sat, as you do in a restaurant, and ordered our food and conversed. Caught up, said things, laughed, looked at things and just anything. There was an inside joke going on too.. i didn't know what was going on but it had something to do with the man in green beside us!? What was it? please tell me. While waiting for our food we also got the first of many warnings, or notices i dont know. They were "You'r coming out Saturday night or else." Psht.. whatever right?
So we got up to catching up, being teased about dressing the same, battling space leprechauns, finishing our food and talking. Ameerah was getting mysterious phone calls from peepz. Zain was getting phone calls here and there too. THEN!!! Out of the blue there were special guest appearances from Ameerah's sister Atiqah, Nora and Krystle. Buutt we got back to it and conversed. We did heaps, we saw pictures of Julio and Alex getting cosy, got teased for our dress sense once again, got told by by EVERYONE that we're (Zain and I) coming out Saturday night (I guess we're going out tomorow?), got told that i'm gonna blog about it later tonight, And what do you know, put our right foots down and said we're gonna meet once a month (month = 100+ days), took pictures like Sydney-grown tourists (and for proof that we hung out with the mythical Ameerah) and talked about this one time when we all had this picture of Zain as our phone wallpapers. It looks like a picture you'd put on your Online Dating Profile. "Hey sexy ladies, if you want a fudgepaki i'm your man."
Afterwards we left Taste Of Thai, after sitting there for 3hours+. Our table was their dinner table =O. Ameerah had to go park somewhere else, Losing her shoe and then looking like a well respected person picking it up in the process, Nora and Krystle got Maccas (Funny cause Krystle just finished from working there) and Zain and I saw Dev n Damo. We alll once again chilled, this time in front of Maccas. And were again told to come out on Saturday night, You'd think we'd give in by then right.. Muahahhahha. But it was finally time to say goodbye! We all departed Zain, Nora and I went our way. Ameerah, Atiqah and Krystle their ways. Larry the hobo or Beaverman, BEAVERMAN IS BETTER, went his way.. It was a sad moment, sad music was playing.Our crew had to go Easties Library to pick up Zain's sis. Driving through Randwick, past the racecourse and along the orange sun setting over. We got to the Library and looked at the CD's.. Jazz, Folk, Blues, Classical.. What every 18 year old teen listens to. Then Zain just disappears... Nora's looking at a table with books and i found a Mexican cook book. Then Zain re-appears, Just poooofed out of thin air, and said "You guys gotta check this out.." Aaaand we did, he took us over to the kids section..You SICK person! What are you doing in the kids section!!... But then i forgot all about that and this is what happened.
... yup, We ate chinese food. No but really, the Library, Friday Nights.. It goes OFF! The place to Be! Next Friday Its On like Donkey Kong. Not Diddy, he's too small. We got to read Spot The Dog, Played with Lego pieces, saw Ancient computers (which KILL the Macs!), Pillow throwing contests and best of all Dressed up in Capes! Red Dresses! And some wierd other dress! The Library's the only place you could pull off a Cape, the world aint ready. "They can't handle what we got, our flow is too sick" Our styles the illest... Thanks Nora. Who woulda thought Friday arvo's at the Library was this Bangin?!
*Scrolls up... ahh shiiet, its another essay*
We went back to Eastlakes to drop off Nora... See that was the original plan. THEN! As we drove into her street and stopped. Zain's sister was Kidnapped!! KIDNAPPED I TELLS YA! As any loving and caring brother does when his sister is kidnapped.. Zain sat there, in the drivers seat, smiling.. then drove away. Don't you wish he was your brother. But no, we came back and then got confirmation that "Aysha's going to be staying with us tonight, you go watch Public Enemies.".. Oh right, i've been told that is IMPERITIVE that i watch Public Enemies. Unbiased review, and no Johnny Depp played NO part in the imperiveness of watching Public Enemies. Thats preposterous. Butt there we were, two single, smashingly sexy, guys on a friday night told to go out and spend it out on the town.... so what do we do? Hit up a club? Pick up chicks at a bar? Play laser tag? Bungee Jump the Harbor Bridge?... No. We went to my place and watched this youtube video.
.. As you do. And then we decided against Public Enemies, the times weren't too good. Again i narrowly slip away from watching the movie.. =P.
But we think we HAVE to be out tonight. So we go Victoria Park, listen to music on the iPod, meet up with Julio, listen to his stories, Listen to Elevator music in a toilet and ponder things. Massive DnM went on, Guys DnM too.. i think? Then we went home and now im here. Watching the Home page on facebook fill up... Good times eh? Anyhow! I'm out! Latersss Peace!! =)
Song Of The Moment -... No no no! I have a Band of the moment. I friggen LOVE Death Cab For Cutie now. I recommends Title and Registration, What Sarah Said, Tiny Vessels, Soul Meets Body, Transatlanticism and The Sound Of Settling. I love their music. Their name intimidated me though, Death Cab For Cutie?!? What does that even mean?!? After some digging its some Beatles reference or something. But MAN i love these guys as of now, im probably a bit late on it but oh wells. Saxman, my UWS correspondant, says the songs remind him of Summer days with the warm wind blowing past.. and i totally agree. They're great, check them out =)
OK! Now onto the rest of my entry. Soo Whats the haps?! Where have you been Fuzz i missed you. I know but its okay im here now. Its hard to write blog entries during my 2 jampacked days of uni, It's actually pretty tiring. I honestly don't think i've ever been tired like that in my life, Where im exhausted and genuinely want to sleep (not cause i have to, because i want to and my body is tired). Its a new experience to me.
So like heres the Gist of my first day of uni, the first half of my uni week.. cause im one of the lucky ones. Rocked up an hour late, I blame the public transport... even though i purposefully woke up late, postponed the bus ride and walked as slow as a turtle (sorry no clever simile here). We had to rehearse an act of ours for the Design Thinking class. We were Tasmanian Devils and had to act them out, abstract or non abstract however way you want to. So we did our thiingg, i had the prestigous job of turning off the lights to show they are Nocturnal, So prestigious that i got it wrong. I accidentally turned them on, I am MADE for show biz! So there's my group acting their part out, 3 peepz as trees, another as the devil himself.. then i was to make my glorious Acting Debut in a class of 20 as a Fox that will attempt to attack the devil then cowardly run away. We were highlighting the Devils Fierce Face! The same face you make when you brush your teeth. As soon as i hit the floor my neck strained and i had to quickly back out... First gig and i immediately screw up, Who woulda thought you have to Stretch before acting. Oh well, we went alright even though i screwed up most of my parts. I guess i'll learn from these mistakes. The rest of the class had good acts too, there was bubbles, trees, monkeys that dance and just funny interpretations of other animals. Its a fun class.
Afterwards i had Journalism. I need to buy the book for this class, Some dude i'd just met offered me his book for $20.. thats like $40 cheaper than RRP. My boyishly handsome good looks win again. And yes i do Journalism, its an interesting subject though because we're focusing on the growth of Journalism and how its getting lost in translation. Am i a journalist for writing a blog? What makes a journalist in this age where anything, anywhere can be published? Aaand theres the debate of true journalism against the business of journalism, profit against truth. Its real interesting stuff. AAAND why i'm suddenly so interested is because! the week before we had to write a piece about the perosn next to us in a little under 30 minutes. After a small interview i found abit of info from the dude next to me. I wrote 5 paragraphs and was DAMN proud! I played a little parade in my head, Will Smith, Bill Clinton and Steve Carell were all there. So why did i just track back to last week, WELL, this week we got those interviews back. And the tutor said there were 4 that stood out. AAAND WELL!! Looky looky at this little surprise journalist, Fuzzy Fuzzball over here was one of them stand out report writers. Another reason as to why i ROCK! He said my report had a good flow of information and it was emotional because it was humorous. Thank you, i try. The humorous line was "We celebrated afterwards for Maccas". I'm a legend. After this little celebration we did some test. Aaaand in this test i was taken back to year 12. Because one of the questions asked.. What is wrong with the phrase "Free Gifts"? Ok Zain, Pigar im sure you guys know what is wrong with that phrase. Ms Kelly was irritated by it. All Gifts are Free! So its unnecessary to say so. =D The past... it helps on so many levels.
So that was my tuesday, i spent the train ride back with some new friends. One named Nicole, Whom i met when Stranded at Blacktown for Three HOURS! last semester and the other.. i have no idea what her name was but i talked to her as if i knew. What can i say.. i'm a people person.
Wednesday! Ohhh, Ohh Ohh...Wednesday how i loved you. Ever have a day where you just Know it'll be a good day? I think that was my day. I realized when i got dressed to go uni. I looked in the mirror. I have a feeling the mirror is being modest, i am DAMN sure i look better then the image the mirror shows me. So i looked in the mirror, my sexy DC hat on, grey white washed jeans, white shirt, a scarf and my awesome green hooded jacket.. and i thought to myself DAMN.. You So Fine. But, No, my day wasnt a sure hit at that time. It wasn't until i was on the bus and i saw an old lady waiting to cross the road. Then some guy walking his dog stood near her. His dog kept sniffing near the old lady, and her attempts at subtly trying to stay away were just funny to look at. And at that moment i thought, today looks to be a good day. I'm an optimist. This was just another reminder of how stepping outside of your house.. even for a moment.. opens you to a world of possibilities. If i for some reason opted to stay home i wouldn't have been the happy gus i was later that day. So there i was on the bus to Central just smiling to myself. I also find that whenever im on a bus and the seat next to me is free its is the last one people choose to take. What, do i smell bad? Also there was this girl who dressed up REALLY nice on the bus. So i was laughing to myself when a dude who looked like he hadn't showered in days, or changed clothes went and sat next to her. Good times. So when i got to central i had to wait no more then 5 minutes for my train to arrive and im on my way. It was a quick and painless train ride, smooth sailing and no dilemmas. After the train i went to wait for the bus that takes me to Uni. As i waited i saw some friends and we spoke about the classes we were about to have. And one of them said "We got homework bro..." DUDE I DIDNT KNOW THAT FAR OUT! I was packing it, i ran to the library quickly typed some stuff up. The Keyboard sounds so much louder in a silent environment. Then halfway through i get a phone call, and stupid me i forgot to silence my phone. It went Off, Nelly - Ride With Me, and i got those menacing stares from the fellow uni students. So.. i did what anyone would do in this situation. Talk as loud as i can. And oh my god was i relieved.. I had no homework due at all, Peepz be trippin on me dawg i aint gona let a playa hit me up like that, fools gonna pay homez. So i had PR, Public Relations and no homework was due. So So G'd. Aaand my table had me, my 2 mates, an older guy, a guy thats in most of my classes but i dont talk and this other girl. Ohh man this other girl. She's soooo pretty... *drifts off* I think Batista Material. Batista of the Month! I forgot her name though.. dangnaggit. But anyhow we had to work on an article the teacher randomly chose for us. Our article was titled "Archbishop told abuse victim to 'Go to Hell", touchy subject eh. The article was one sided, because the "victim" was breaching privacy. Anyhow we worked on it, the older guy did most of the talking while everyone else stayed silent. I, Trying to impress and actually attempting to be part of the class work, but mostly trying to impress, took part in the work. Unlike the others who sat and just nodded, 90% of students do this Its Great. So my input worked and our group aced the exercise. We're awesome and she was cute... uhm what?
Yeeah and thats one of the best things about this course im doing. The men are overrun, we are hopeless and near extinction at my campus. Its .. bad? The whole class is full of pretty girls, but this one in particular i dont know why.. but i was just wow'd by her for the rest of the day... So it's now my mission to find out her name and strike up a conversation, this is gonna be a toughy. ANYHOW!!!! Afterwards i went to my next class, hung out with some more uni peoples. At this moment i'd figured out that i'd made alot of uni friends. One walked by and said "Sup Fuzz". One of the peepz i was hanging with said "Dude, shes wierd"... so i looked her dead in the eye and said "Dude... i don't discriminate". (Yess.. i'm a people person)But Honestly, the following 10 tense seconds were the funniest seconds ever. I felt harsh for saying that too though, but she said sorry and i said its all good and we all chuckled it off. So our next class was Communication Research, we have to choose an issue we want to survey people about. The issues were reeeally interesting and i'd really want to find out about them. My own issue was crap compared to theirs. Mine was "Video games and its link to violence", the tutor responded with, its been done before.. its good but do you really want to find out about this? One of the better ones was trends with Homophobia. I was interested because the examples that were put forth. Guys dont mind lesbians but dislike gay guys, women dont mind gay guys but are uncomfortable with lesbians. This was just one that i can remember off the bat, but they're really interesting. Someone help me with a pressing issue i can survey about! Anyhow afterwards i finished my day and got home, no dramas all happy rays of sunshine. All was well and i literally was dancing that night. Theres nothing wrong with being happy. It may not sound like a good day, but it was. Something about that day was just positive and happy. I liked it. Its good to be optimistic..
Soo i can't wait for tomorow, (Meeting up with Zain and Ameerah), Good night, Peace! There goes another essay of an entry.
Song of the moment - Death Cab For Cutie - Title And Registration
AH i wrote this on Wednesday, but i forgot to post it so here it comes.
Yesterday Nelson Luk, Who's now over at HK having an adventure of his own, treated a few of us to a free movie. Myspace Black Curtain competition does you wonders, watch a movie for free, 2 days early before its released and get free popcorn! But mister FuZZ how do i get this amazing offer?! Easy Timmy, just join Myspace, go on the Black Curtain profile aaand then wait for them to release the lucky code. Once you get it instantly sms it in and if your early enough you win two tickets to see a wonderfully free movie! Aand whats free and is not good? Uhmm i don't know maybe expired food the next door neighbour keeps giving you? Yeah.. *pulls on collar* woo.. is it hot in here? Uhm YES So! We got to watch District 9! Movie set in Johannesburg, South Africa. Its funny they say something along the lines of "No, the aliens did not land in some famous American city". I got the joke, dont think anyone else did. The movie is at first filmed like a documentary, and i thought "What the hell is this?" it was wierd, a bunch of no name actors and wierd handheld-camera-like angles. People giving opinions, i thought it was a biopic on a fictional event. But dont worry, it gets better, thats all i'll say. The fact that it was no name actors helped too, so we don't immediately think its fake because we recognise that guy. The main character's accent is awesome, i thought i'd just throw that in, he sounds like Pauly from Fat Pizza. Ok so the movies about Aliens, who are nicknamed "Prawns", who are given a place to stay on earth, as they seem to be refugees. I found it interesting that we call immigrants Aliens and here are Aliens crossing over to our Earth, like literally. The South African setting is also interesting, cause most people think Africa and say poverty.. and here they are looking after another race. So anyways away from my social commentary. The humans get pissed at the Aliens just Living there (and getting violent) and want to remove them. So the movie starts, a guy is sent in to give the aliens Eviction notices... YES Eviction notices. Its hilarious cause the Aliens are like humans, He knocks on their doors and they open it for 2 seconds and shut it. I wont ruin the rest, but its hilarious how the Prawns adapt to human lifestyle in the movie. Off course its not a comedy but its these subtle little things that were funny, the movie was freakin awesome for its action though. Its got a decent storyline and the special effects were Insane! Oh and the movie was directed by Neill Blomkamp, not Peter Jackson.. AIIIIGHT!
I asked my brother Emir, Matt and Nelson beforehand what do they rate the movie before seeing it. Nelson said 1, Matt said 3-5 and Emir 7-8. I rated it 7 at the start. By the end of it i asked again, Matt gave it a 7, Nelson a 1.5 Emir a 9 and myself a 8.5. (They're rough counts, i've actually forgotten, my memories not that great.. Oh well) Nelson was just angry that it lacked Nikki Webster.. DUDE SHES UGLY! BUT!!! Thanks for taking us it was nice to catch up and get free bubblegum afterwards, plus there were some hotties at the movies so ;-D
Peeace.. and my real blog post is coming next-ish
Song Of The Moment - 22 - Lily Allen... i reaallly like her songs now
Soooo what does one get up to in the weekends? Ta Ta TA! let me re-phrase, what does one as awesome as i get up to in te weekends? I mean friday seemed like so long ago when i wrote the epiphany entry. Its already sunday! And what a beautiful Sunday it was. I mean where does the time go.. tsk tsk. Sunday, which meant City2Surf was this morning. I was too late to register and too broke, but next year 14 K run..*cough*walk*cough* here i come! Yes I i do it alone baby! I woke up at 10, which meant City2surf was over by that time anyways. Just imagine i'd entered it.. and woke up late.. oh well at least the money i use to register goes to charity... i think? Does it? Greedy Sunday Telegraph is probably raking in our cash! Anywhom the gist of my day? Cause you know you want to hear it, stop lying to yourself. Got up, showered and went to lunch with family friends, they had their youngest daughter Christened. Her names Bella, cutest little thing. And yeah, it was so wierd. Cause ever been in the situation where you go to a family friends gig and when you get there you realise they have a whole other bunch of friends you dont know. This case it was alot of parents, but there were other teens too (i classify myself still a teen Im young at heart... shut up). So your there awkwardly walking in, having everyone look at you. What do you do? Talk to the only people you know, either the ones you came with or... the little toddlers. I spoke with toddlers cause i like to feel big. Ahhh well it was alright we ate and the other teens were there.. That person was there too *sigh*... Anywhom! Afterwards we went Parra and honestly.. i walk in, my cousin, Iqbal, too.. and as soon as we turn our heads up we see BATISTAS eeeeverywhere. I like Parramatta shopping mall, its more sophisticated, clean, bigger and just nicer than Eastgardens. No stupid little yobos hanging about, dirty little kids.. =P Just Batistas of the world... Kinda inspired me to want to work out again and become a macho man, I've lost my mojo and im a shallow person deep down inside, so i think i need to work out to become sexy again...Aand thats it, we went home afterwards and i pumped my football and now im here. 
What else happened?... I FINALLY put up my corkboard. I'm a real uni student now, your not one unless you have a corkboard. But it wasnt official until i corked something on.. sowhat did i put? A Transformers tag i got with a transformers shirt i bought.. =) Now.. i haev no idea what else i can put on it.
I've also recently tried getting all creative again. Star wars has been running through my mind. I went Toys R Us and was in heaven when i saw Star wars Toys.. Darth Vader mask $60 and it changes your voice too.. DUDE! Its not irrelevant i think Everyone needs a darth vader voice changing mask its a must in your Man-List. (Sorry ladies, but the Darth Vader mask is a guy thing.. you wouldn't get "It") Anyhoowwww i started drawing little pics of stormtroopers, tried to give it a graffiti touch i think it turned out well... Then in the middle my transformers came out and i made an autobot logo version of stormtroopers and Darth Vader. Yuhuh im a super duper geeky nerd... but im cool like that, so back off you Narc. (P.S ... the hell is a narc?) AAAND the little toony dude on the left.. is supposed to be Obama, it looked better when i was drawing it.. i guess the Scan unblinded me and showed me how it really looks. Gotta work on my facial likenesses.. oh well. AAAAND Last but not least... Or is it. My papa bought Chickens last week. I mean i dont know why, i dont know how i dont know where.. But i woke up to see two chickens running around my backyard. Then it Hit me! I was destined, i was born to save chickens from evil kentucky fried Corporations! A brocolli bearded man in a kilt and basketball jersey (Denver Nuggets) came to me in my dreams and said ..
Brocolli Man: Fred!
Me: Fariz
Brocolli Man: Fernando, you are here-
Me: Its Fariz
Brocolli Man: Fred! you are to save chickens from -
Me: Seriously its Fariz, or Fuzz
Brocolli Man: Oscar! Your father willl come home with chickens
Me: Ass
Brocolli Man: Steve Listen! Your gonna save these mother***n chickens from the world and i will reward you in the future... Ok Farewell Kevin!
Then i woke up... the signs were clear! I had to make a poster to make everyone aware! I think i captured everything i need in this one picture. It sends a clear and concise message, shows empowerment, togetherness, harmony, happiness, health aaand most of all no violence against chickens.. 
... Its beautiful.. *No chickens were harmed in the photography session, these chickens are protected by the FIA association (Fariz is Awesome). The chickens are now safely living in a 5 star shack with never ending food and the finest roosters to perve at. (Another P.S Its my backyard).
Gotta Love It.. Anyhow, I finally got around to seeing Little Miss Sunshine. I just gotta say that movie.. Ah i wont say anything it'll ruin it if i Gee it up. Zain will get angry and people will get high expectations..Cause i influence people like that. I just have to say the little girl is soooooooo, Can't believe im gonna say this, Adorable. Alan Arkin is Freakin Awesome! Steve Carell has YET to disappoint and Greg Kinnear... what can i say he plays his parts SO well. And the tone of the movie at the start compared to the end is just Wow. Love It! Peepz Go watch it! PEACE!!
- I love that picture, specially when you see it in action its so AH such a uplifting, happy film
-Aaand theres another Mammoth of an antry
Song Of The Moment -Coldplay - Life In Technicolor.. Coldplay Binging right now, heres another one of those building up songs.. GOD i love it
Anooother glorious night here in Sydney, slightly misty but clear skies, bright full moon, stars shining bright and a nice cold breeeze. And i'm here at home? Whyy am i at home, i could be outside of my home, dancing at a club, listening to music and just having fun. But why'd i choose to stay here? Really, why did i stay.. im asking myself the hell is wrong with me. I could have easily gone, dressed up and had fun. But... the problem of the moolah! Damnit money is the root of all evil.And another problem.. im SICK! Or sore throat with the sniffles, whichever. Its ironic though im sick from going to the gym, A place to make me fit and healthy (psht like i had to explain it). I didn't want to risk it getting worse.. AAND i just sneezed. Buut yes, sorry i couldn't come out Zain i really did want to come though =(. I let you down, i let Burcin down (She even offered to pay) and i've let myself down.. I'm now subject to watching friday night footy at home .. like every other night.. what a poor potato sack i am. Sorry y'all..
But myess, sorry for being all moody bad like. I just thought to myself before.. how much fun i had going last time, and how this time i cant go and i've said no. And i feel like i've been saying alot of that 2 letter pessimistic word lately. Awhile ago my buddy Matt asked me to come jogging and rowing, i denied.. Stephan, Will and Rich asked me to go watch Public Enemies.. Sorry guys.. My mum asked if i wanted to sleep.. i said nah mate.. and a website asked me if i'd like hot sex in mascot.. i said no... So SEE! I say No, waayyy too much and just end up doing what im doing right now.. sitting my comfortable ass on this chair and looking up meaningless stuff on the internet, cause im capped. Its no fun. I think i'll be inspired by that movie Yes, Man once i get around to watching it. Plus Jim Carrey's born on the 17th of January.. Like ME! So theres a connection and another reason i have to watch the movie. But back to the point, i live a majority of my spare time sheltered away from the world and playing it "safe" in the comfort of my own home. Where i know whats on the other side of the door, i know where everything is. I don't think its healthy, and i don't enjoy it.. it gets boring. So im sitting here, another, Friday night of nothing. And its un-eventful, not productive and just plain. It's not just going out, its just being so stationary is bad. I'm a young 18 year old sexy beast, i should show the world what i've got right? The other day it, It didn't hit me when i saw it but now that i think of it, I saw this quote while switching through channels on another of my boring home days.
"If we wait for the moment when everything, absolutely everything is ready, we shall never begin."
I keep saying im bored of Sydney and want to get out and see the world, it wont happen if i wont even leave my home. Plus theres parts of Sydney i don't even know about, why should i venture out to the unknown when im not even familiar with my backyard. I'm not saying that.. after this post im going to go bungee jumping, going out and be a rebel and just be plain old crazy. I'm writing this entry as a reminder of how i feel at this moment. This moment of.. how should i say.. a state of regret? Realization? I don't know, maybe im just buggered and semi depressed.. Oh well. Future me, if your ever reading this.. you better have had done something crazy by then.. or else i'll jump the time vortex and kick your ass.
Hmm.. i should be out there, Next time... eh? Oh well, Peace out.. im just a party pooper at the moment, and you peepz out there may disagree with the way im feeling. Well.. Fight Me =P Byyye, i feel like posting again soon tho
Song Of The Moment - Lovers In Japan - Coldplay, I Effen LOVE this song! I don't know why... but its awesome. I think i started to like it cause i heard it in Night At The Museum 2. It's just awesome, love the start how it slowly builds up from a solemn hymm (I'm talking out of my rectum there, i dont know what it means) and just goes on from there.. i don't know i just like this song. Does there have to be a reason that i like something?
So uhm.. recently i looked over my blog... And yes it has been awhile, odd right usually i write a entry everyday and now its been like 5 ITS OKAY!! Nothing happened to me im safe, stop worrying dont call the police or superman or batman or my mum or K.Rudd. I already told them, and i was just tired from the week of uni i had. So im sorry for not updating and making you fear for my life =P.
So yes i was looking over and realised... Hey, my entries are waaaayyyy bigger then everyone elses. Is that bad? No. What? I said No. Shut up who's talking to you italic's person. So maybe i should write less? No. Oh My GOD Go away! Anywhom im not too good at reserving what i write, i practically write whatever comes to and it turns into like a gajillion words, so im sorry to those who get intimidated at the laaarge entries.. its just how i write. Hell Yeah! Dude i swear im telling mum if you outburst again. (or i'll tell zain to tell my mum.. the guy has my mums number, *cough*stalker*cough*)
Anyhow my last few days in a nutshell.. Monday i went Gym, by went i mean i walked there from home. Cause im a champion!! Ok italics guy that was alright, your off the hook for now. So because i was such a Champion my actual workout was crap. I only lifted like 200 Kgs in each arms.. its not good enough for a Champion like me. Plus the gym was packed, not good to go late, You get the beasy hulk looking dudes that grunt as they work out. So i got a ride home and was dead that night. I then watched supernaturals last episode, OMG SUPERNATURAL!! Love that show (Little girly moment there) and then i stayed up til 12, knowing i was supposed to be up at 6. It's these dumb little decisions that make me so awesome, i defy common sense!! Sooo when i got up the next morning, 5 and a half hours later, i didn't want to go uni.. let alone wake up. I mean who wakes up at this time... Then i saw my dad just leave the house to go work.. I stand corrected. So i left home at 7, got to uni at 9 stayed til 4 got back to the city at 5:30-ish. I was away from Sydney for so long.. Its not right, the mountains of penrith are not a place to go for such prolonged times.. they don't speak english there they speak mountain english. So i'd gotten back to the city to meet my good friend, Yes he has to be mentioned in most of my blog posts or else its not a typical antic, Zain "Peanut Butter" Anjam. I stood next to a poster of "The Ugly Truth" Cause i looove Katherine Heigl, Just so Zain could spot me. Off course i could spot him, who can't spot that mountain. After moments of searching our eyes met and time stopped for a moment, glitter fell from the sky, the lights brightened, tall grass grew (yes in the middle of Eddy Avenue in the city), Leprechauns riding unicorns galloped around and we ran to each other in slow motion. It was beautiful. So what do we do in the city at 5:30 on a tuesday night.. the stores are all closed and people are going home. Whats left to do? Ohhh.. a little something called Eat, hope you've heard of it, and food stores are always open. But before we went there we had to walk up the slanted George Street, A street where i realise you always see at least one familiar face.. and that day was no exception, i won't say who though cause i like to keep the mystery ALIIVE!! *COUGH*BB*COUGH* AAAAND what did we eat? Regardless of the late reports of poisoning a poor child. We ate KFC, yess izzy we went there. And it was surprisingly good, Even though it was the end of the day 3 hours old food, we didn't discrimate, We're not chicken-ists, we enjoyed that shit. So as you do after eating a meal.. you sit there and let it digest. Oh yeah we ate it at Pitt street under MYER. And i gotta say some funky shit is happenin here after hours. This guy in a white hoody was looking around suspiciously, i mean seriously head down, shifty eyes, looking left and right, hoody on, gold teeth, eyepatch, nose job.. the whole shebang. But we still sat there and digested, talking about.. practically anything. I was still tired at this point, i'd only had 5 hours sleep. But moments later we see shifty eyes hoody man dragging some kid away and some lady is being dragged by a mario looking fella. I think he was an undercover security guard. *Writes down in notepad, make a movie about undercover security guards* Sooo yeah, it gets pretty real in the food court of Myer. So real peepz gotta go undercover. So aaafter that we went to our usual spot... JB-Hi-Fi and looked at dvds and games and stuff. Zain tried Guitar hero on hard, he failed.. then he tried on easy.. he got worse. True Guitar Hero there, Richard would've been proud. Afterwards we departed, it was too late, past our curfew, our home time, our bed time, our 18+ time, we were out for way too late... it was 7:15PM. So technically i was out for 12 hours.. Damn.. Im hardCORE!
Anywhom, i got home aaaaand GUESS WHAT I SAW! First time i'd ever ever EVER seen one. A Shooting Star! I thought they were just folk tales people in movies created to make us look at the stars while they steal our stuff. But NO! They're real! and it was gliding through the air, so awesome. So that was my tuesday, then on wednesday.. i just went uni really late and got home later. Great story right. Anyhow im still tired, and i want to go gym today. I think i shouldn't. Hmmm we'll see, so i'll see you later and write about more pressing issues than my life.. No.. wait, theres nothing more important to you than me. =P OH LORD THE VANITY MAKE IT STOP! *Holy Voice From Above Says No!*
So theres my second entry of August, 7 days ive only written twice. Last month in 7 days i'd write like 9... Bad me. But really i'll entry again soon, now for some rest. Peace out yo!
Ok, i'm now repeating something i was just saying in an msn conversation. So one particular person whose reading this will be like.. "Hey! He just said that to me.. this isn't fresh and exciting like the other blog posts which i think are just the best ever and the writer is a sexy man beast". So i'm sorry to that one person.
So today my mother upped and decided to cook some satay chicken. Yuhuh the best kind, mothers kind and indo kind. Can't Beat that combination specially my mums she's an incredible person.. why? well because she gave birth to me, I've been scientifically proven to be the Most Awesome Person In The World.. and science doesn't lie. So i had the glamorous job of heating the coal. We do it in a wierd way, we don't buy those fire starters or whatever. I cook the Coal on a stove and wait for it to heat up, turn white.. so like Coal get's the Michael Jackson treatment, goes from black to white.. what? *someone whispers in ear* .. too early? Im sorry. So im burning these coals, then i get distracted. I think.. hey look theres music inside the house and someone clearly needs to dance to that music or else its going un-appreciated. So i walk inside the house strip to my superman underwear, Which is inside my pants (unlike that superhero who has no idea underwear goes inside not Outside). In my undies i dance the afternoon away to 3 songs. Then i remember.. hey i was doing something reeeeallly important before...Oh right the COAL! So i goes to back i goes. And i see its smokey like theres a small fire now. Like its small but a fire! I was freaking out so i grab a bucket, fill it with water and take the fire out slowly. Show's how clumsy and slow i am right? WRONG!! I'm just forgetful, its hard being awesome. This small moment of me throwing a bucket of water onto the fire takes my mind to the past. Another time i was in my backyard, throwing buckets of water, on a nice sunny day and getting wet. A happier time, a fun time and relaxing time.. a Post HSC time... Yes.. join me in this vortex to the past...
*BLURRY VISIONS WOOOOAAAHHHHHH*
The year is 2008.. Month Unknown, No really i forgot when it was it was sometime last year. Fariz is sitting by his lonesome at home, meditating (As ninjas do). He is disturbed by the ringing of the bell at the front of the house. Someone has ruined his train of thought, my train of thought was who would win in a fight a Sushi Roll or a Taco. He goes to check the door, but his ninja senses tell him something is wrong. So he braces himself for the worst as he opens the door. A harsh flash of light stings his eyes as he is blinded for a moment. It takes him awhile to regain his focus. He is finally able to see what is ahead of him. It was something he had feared he'd never have to see again. The holy noses of moses, Zain! Fariz faints at the site of such a man beast. Moments later he is awoken to see more people inside his temple of solitude. The Gossip Master Pigar, The Sensei Isrien-san and Holy Moses Zain just let himself in. By being passed out i forgot how, in what order or when they came. "But no one can enter without the handshake of Rad" Fariz thought to himself.... Then he remmebered his little brother was home. Oh well. Fariz then remembered why they were at his house. Sometime before the group who would soon become known as "The Disney Crew" had plans to gather to play some nintendo wii, watch Aladdin and relax before, during or after the HSC. Four Fifths of the group had arrived, and as they waited they flicked through the free to air channels. One member had mentioned that Soon to be President Obama had become the Democratic nominee for Presidency (Honestly.. i have no idea how i'm supposed to write that, he beat Hilary Clinton ok). Yes.. even in Australia we followed the American Political race (Again i don't know what its called). So Pig, Zain, Izzy and Fariz sat there waiting for the speech to start.. but still wondering where our last comrade was. As they sat in silence, meditating and doing yoga someone was up the road running for dear life. That someone had arrived, ringing the doorbell and trying to catch their breath, Cause breath is taken away... get it? am i right.. yup im a destined poet. "HAS IT STARTED YET" this someone yelled from outside. As the gang poked their heads at the door one by one they all came to realize who owned the voice. It was the one and only Loud One Ameerah. She'd arrived and the crew was complete. "My friend called me and i ran as soon as i heard it was starting" She says. They watched in Awe as Obama delivered his powerful speeech, which i've practically forgotten. The man spoke with such power, authority and yet charismatic charm to make any man, woman, child, gorilla enchanted by his words. Yes.. i said enchanted i love that man. So once the speech was over we'd decided we'd play a little wii. But the game was ruined.. why you ask? Because! I was beating everyones ass in Mario Kart.. Oi stupid its not first person!.. Oh right, Fariz was Beating Everyones ass in Mario Kart. So.. after much deliberation (big words.. no meaning to me at all) we inserted the first copy of Lion King. Aaand it didn't work. I swear after a month long hype up of this movie i was disa.. Fariz was disappointed! But never you worry readers there was a second copy. The crew had not seen Lion King since their childhood years, only Izzy had seen it out of us. So we watched the movie with popcorn, we undercooked it so there were still alot of un popped corn (dont you hate when that happens). It was still the classic film we'd known and loved as children. Even at the age of 17/18 we all thought it was awesome. Izzy even cried at the films saddest scene... But us manly men didn't cry, the manly men being Zain, Fariz and Ameerah... =P Afterwards we.. They tried cooking the remaining popcorn on a pan with foil on top. It works in movies, and dint work with us... just goes to show how fake hollywood is. YOUR FAKE!! But i want to be a part of you, inside of you.. living with you, knowing how dinner was with you.. Ohh Hollywood. So their attempt at remaking popcorn failed, the gods were unfavoring this decision.. or maybe they had something else in store for the duo plus trio. They decided they'd order pizza. But before the ordering could go ahead .. This is where the story's nostalgic moment takes place.. A little person wondered into the room equipped with a water balloon of doom. And he started what would become one of the Best Moments In My Life. No im not exaggerating. The water balloon was given to one person. It was a nice day out so the group, unbeknownst that one of them had a water balloon in their pocket, wandered outside to the warm summer afternoon. The bright orange sun sneaking down the horizon. Small talk between the group. Then out of nowhere was the splash of a waterballoon. A Water Fight broke out. There were water bombs, hoses, buckets of water, a super soaker a kettle. People were getting wet. Zain teamed up with Emir, Fariz's little brother, Climbing through side windows to surprise attack everyone with their multiple water bombs and kettle of water. Ameerah and Pigar tried to corner Fariz and Izzy by showering them with buckets of water and water balloons. Pigar blinded by adrenaline had no idea that Ameerah was about to turn on him and hose his asss. Izzy was being used as Fariz's shield as he chivalrously sacrificed her for his own protection. He used his water gun against the others while Izzy suffered from blasts of H20. But they fought back with some water balloons, one of them even caught a balloon in mid air. The fight was on and it was painless, joyful fun as water filled the air and cooled them off on a warm summery day.
I actually look back at that day and just grin at how much fun we had. When i remember it in my head all i hear is laughter as we all had fun, no worries in the world, ducking and dodging water, surrounded by my best friends in the world and forgetting about the stressful year we'd just had. It's day's like them that make me thankful for the friends i have. I love you guys. =)
I wish i could write better so that whole description sounded better but, this is just me reminiscing the happy times. Peace out!