Song Of The Moment - She's No You - Jesse Mccartney... HEY HEY HEY Shut up, its a good song!
Ok, i'm now repeating something i was just saying in an msn conversation. So one particular person whose reading this will be like.. "Hey! He just said that to me.. this isn't fresh and exciting like the other blog posts which i think are just the best ever and the writer is a sexy man beast". So i'm sorry to that one person.
So today my mother upped and decided to cook some satay chicken. Yuhuh the best kind, mothers kind and indo kind. Can't Beat that combination specially my mums she's an incredible person.. why? well because she gave birth to me, I've been scientifically proven to be the Most Awesome Person In The World.. and science doesn't lie. So i had the glamorous job of heating the coal. We do it in a wierd way, we don't buy those fire starters or whatever. I cook the Coal on a stove and wait for it to heat up, turn white.. so like Coal get's the Michael Jackson treatment, goes from black to white.. what? *someone whispers in ear* .. too early? Im sorry. So im burning these coals, then i get distracted. I think.. hey look theres music inside the house and someone clearly needs to dance to that music or else its going un-appreciated. So i walk inside the house strip to my superman underwear, Which is inside my pants (unlike that superhero who has no idea underwear goes inside not Outside). In my undies i dance the afternoon away to 3 songs. Then i remember.. hey i was doing something reeeeallly important before...Oh right the COAL! So i goes to back i goes. And i see its smokey like theres a small fire now. Like its small but a fire! I was freaking out so i grab a bucket, fill it with water and take the fire out slowly. Show's how clumsy and slow i am right? WRONG!! I'm just forgetful, its hard being awesome. This small moment of me throwing a bucket of water onto the fire takes my mind to the past. Another time i was in my backyard, throwing buckets of water, on a nice sunny day and getting wet. A happier time, a fun time and relaxing time.. a Post HSC time... Yes.. join me in this vortex to the past...
*BLURRY VISIONS WOOOOAAAHHHHHH*
The year is 2008.. Month Unknown, No really i forgot when it was it was sometime last year. Fariz is sitting by his lonesome at home, meditating (As ninjas do). He is disturbed by the ringing of the bell at the front of the house. Someone has ruined his train of thought, my train of thought was who would win in a fight a Sushi Roll or a Taco. He goes to check the door, but his ninja senses tell him something is wrong. So he braces himself for the worst as he opens the door. A harsh flash of light stings his eyes as he is blinded for a moment. It takes him awhile to regain his focus. He is finally able to see what is ahead of him. It was something he had feared he'd never have to see again. The holy noses of moses, Zain! Fariz faints at the site of such a man beast. Moments later he is awoken to see more people inside his temple of solitude. The Gossip Master Pigar, The Sensei Isrien-san and Holy Moses Zain just let himself in. By being passed out i forgot how, in what order or when they came. "But no one can enter without the handshake of Rad" Fariz thought to himself.... Then he remmebered his little brother was home. Oh well. Fariz then remembered why they were at his house. Sometime before the group who would soon become known as "The Disney Crew" had plans to gather to play some nintendo wii, watch Aladdin and relax before, during or after the HSC. Four Fifths of the group had arrived, and as they waited they flicked through the free to air channels. One member had mentioned that Soon to be President Obama had become the Democratic nominee for Presidency (Honestly.. i have no idea how i'm supposed to write that, he beat Hilary Clinton ok). Yes.. even in Australia we followed the American Political race (Again i don't know what its called). So Pig, Zain, Izzy and Fariz sat there waiting for the speech to start.. but still wondering where our last comrade was. As they sat in silence, meditating and doing yoga someone was up the road running for dear life. That someone had arrived, ringing the doorbell and trying to catch their breath, Cause breath is taken away... get it? am i right.. yup im a destined poet. "HAS IT STARTED YET" this someone yelled from outside. As the gang poked their heads at the door one by one they all came to realize who owned the voice. It was the one and only Loud One Ameerah. She'd arrived and the crew was complete. "My friend called me and i ran as soon as i heard it was starting" She says. They watched in Awe as Obama delivered his powerful speeech, which i've practically forgotten. The man spoke with such power, authority and yet charismatic charm to make any man, woman, child, gorilla enchanted by his words. Yes.. i said enchanted i love that man. So once the speech was over we'd decided we'd play a little wii. But the game was ruined.. why you ask? Because! I was beating everyones ass in Mario Kart.. Oi stupid its not first person!.. Oh right, Fariz was Beating Everyones ass in Mario Kart. So.. after much deliberation (big words.. no meaning to me at all) we inserted the first copy of Lion King. Aaand it didn't work. I swear after a month long hype up of this movie i was disa.. Fariz was disappointed! But never you worry readers there was a second copy. The crew had not seen Lion King since their childhood years, only Izzy had seen it out of us. So we watched the movie with popcorn, we undercooked it so there were still alot of un popped corn (dont you hate when that happens). It was still the classic film we'd known and loved as children. Even at the age of 17/18 we all thought it was awesome. Izzy even cried at the films saddest scene... But us manly men didn't cry, the manly men being Zain, Fariz and Ameerah... =P Afterwards we.. They tried cooking the remaining popcorn on a pan with foil on top. It works in movies, and dint work with us... just goes to show how fake hollywood is. YOUR FAKE!! But i want to be a part of you, inside of you.. living with you, knowing how dinner was with you.. Ohh Hollywood. So their attempt at remaking popcorn failed, the gods were unfavoring this decision.. or maybe they had something else in store for the duo plus trio. They decided they'd order pizza. But before the ordering could go ahead .. This is where the story's nostalgic moment takes place.. A little person wondered into the room equipped with a water balloon of doom. And he started what would become one of the Best Moments In My Life. No im not exaggerating. The water balloon was given to one person. It was a nice day out so the group, unbeknownst that one of them had a water balloon in their pocket, wandered outside to the warm summer afternoon. The bright orange sun sneaking down the horizon. Small talk between the group. Then out of nowhere was the splash of a waterballoon. A Water Fight broke out. There were water bombs, hoses, buckets of water, a super soaker a kettle. People were getting wet. Zain teamed up with Emir, Fariz's little brother, Climbing through side windows to surprise attack everyone with their multiple water bombs and kettle of water. Ameerah and Pigar tried to corner Fariz and Izzy by showering them with buckets of water and water balloons. Pigar blinded by adrenaline had no idea that Ameerah was about to turn on him and hose his asss. Izzy was being used as Fariz's shield as he chivalrously sacrificed her for his own protection. He used his water gun against the others while Izzy suffered from blasts of H20. But they fought back with some water balloons, one of them even caught a balloon in mid air. The fight was on and it was painless, joyful fun as water filled the air and cooled them off on a warm summery day.
I actually look back at that day and just grin at how much fun we had. When i remember it in my head all i hear is laughter as we all had fun, no worries in the world, ducking and dodging water, surrounded by my best friends in the world and forgetting about the stressful year we'd just had. It's day's like them that make me thankful for the friends i have. I love you guys. =)
I wish i could write better so that whole description sounded better but, this is just me reminiscing the happy times. Peace out!
Ok, i'm now repeating something i was just saying in an msn conversation. So one particular person whose reading this will be like.. "Hey! He just said that to me.. this isn't fresh and exciting like the other blog posts which i think are just the best ever and the writer is a sexy man beast". So i'm sorry to that one person.
So today my mother upped and decided to cook some satay chicken. Yuhuh the best kind, mothers kind and indo kind. Can't Beat that combination specially my mums she's an incredible person.. why? well because she gave birth to me, I've been scientifically proven to be the Most Awesome Person In The World.. and science doesn't lie. So i had the glamorous job of heating the coal. We do it in a wierd way, we don't buy those fire starters or whatever. I cook the Coal on a stove and wait for it to heat up, turn white.. so like Coal get's the Michael Jackson treatment, goes from black to white.. what? *someone whispers in ear* .. too early? Im sorry. So im burning these coals, then i get distracted. I think.. hey look theres music inside the house and someone clearly needs to dance to that music or else its going un-appreciated. So i walk inside the house strip to my superman underwear, Which is inside my pants (unlike that superhero who has no idea underwear goes inside not Outside). In my undies i dance the afternoon away to 3 songs. Then i remember.. hey i was doing something reeeeallly important before...Oh right the COAL! So i goes to back i goes. And i see its smokey like theres a small fire now. Like its small but a fire! I was freaking out so i grab a bucket, fill it with water and take the fire out slowly. Show's how clumsy and slow i am right? WRONG!! I'm just forgetful, its hard being awesome. This small moment of me throwing a bucket of water onto the fire takes my mind to the past. Another time i was in my backyard, throwing buckets of water, on a nice sunny day and getting wet. A happier time, a fun time and relaxing time.. a Post HSC time... Yes.. join me in this vortex to the past...
*BLURRY VISIONS WOOOOAAAHHHHHH*
The year is 2008.. Month Unknown, No really i forgot when it was it was sometime last year. Fariz is sitting by his lonesome at home, meditating (As ninjas do). He is disturbed by the ringing of the bell at the front of the house. Someone has ruined his train of thought, my train of thought was who would win in a fight a Sushi Roll or a Taco. He goes to check the door, but his ninja senses tell him something is wrong. So he braces himself for the worst as he opens the door. A harsh flash of light stings his eyes as he is blinded for a moment. It takes him awhile to regain his focus. He is finally able to see what is ahead of him. It was something he had feared he'd never have to see again. The holy noses of moses, Zain! Fariz faints at the site of such a man beast. Moments later he is awoken to see more people inside his temple of solitude. The Gossip Master Pigar, The Sensei Isrien-san and Holy Moses Zain just let himself in. By being passed out i forgot how, in what order or when they came. "But no one can enter without the handshake of Rad" Fariz thought to himself.... Then he remmebered his little brother was home. Oh well. Fariz then remembered why they were at his house. Sometime before the group who would soon become known as "The Disney Crew" had plans to gather to play some nintendo wii, watch Aladdin and relax before, during or after the HSC. Four Fifths of the group had arrived, and as they waited they flicked through the free to air channels. One member had mentioned that Soon to be President Obama had become the Democratic nominee for Presidency (Honestly.. i have no idea how i'm supposed to write that, he beat Hilary Clinton ok). Yes.. even in Australia we followed the American Political race (Again i don't know what its called). So Pig, Zain, Izzy and Fariz sat there waiting for the speech to start.. but still wondering where our last comrade was. As they sat in silence, meditating and doing yoga someone was up the road running for dear life. That someone had arrived, ringing the doorbell and trying to catch their breath, Cause breath is taken away... get it? am i right.. yup im a destined poet. "HAS IT STARTED YET" this someone yelled from outside. As the gang poked their heads at the door one by one they all came to realize who owned the voice. It was the one and only Loud One Ameerah. She'd arrived and the crew was complete. "My friend called me and i ran as soon as i heard it was starting" She says. They watched in Awe as Obama delivered his powerful speeech, which i've practically forgotten. The man spoke with such power, authority and yet charismatic charm to make any man, woman, child, gorilla enchanted by his words. Yes.. i said enchanted i love that man. So once the speech was over we'd decided we'd play a little wii. But the game was ruined.. why you ask? Because! I was beating everyones ass in Mario Kart.. Oi stupid its not first person!.. Oh right, Fariz was Beating Everyones ass in Mario Kart. So.. after much deliberation (big words.. no meaning to me at all) we inserted the first copy of Lion King. Aaand it didn't work. I swear after a month long hype up of this movie i was disa.. Fariz was disappointed! But never you worry readers there was a second copy. The crew had not seen Lion King since their childhood years, only Izzy had seen it out of us. So we watched the movie with popcorn, we undercooked it so there were still alot of un popped corn (dont you hate when that happens). It was still the classic film we'd known and loved as children. Even at the age of 17/18 we all thought it was awesome. Izzy even cried at the films saddest scene... But us manly men didn't cry, the manly men being Zain, Fariz and Ameerah... =P Afterwards we.. They tried cooking the remaining popcorn on a pan with foil on top. It works in movies, and dint work with us... just goes to show how fake hollywood is. YOUR FAKE!! But i want to be a part of you, inside of you.. living with you, knowing how dinner was with you.. Ohh Hollywood. So their attempt at remaking popcorn failed, the gods were unfavoring this decision.. or maybe they had something else in store for the duo plus trio. They decided they'd order pizza. But before the ordering could go ahead .. This is where the story's nostalgic moment takes place.. A little person wondered into the room equipped with a water balloon of doom. And he started what would become one of the Best Moments In My Life. No im not exaggerating. The water balloon was given to one person. It was a nice day out so the group, unbeknownst that one of them had a water balloon in their pocket, wandered outside to the warm summer afternoon. The bright orange sun sneaking down the horizon. Small talk between the group. Then out of nowhere was the splash of a waterballoon. A Water Fight broke out. There were water bombs, hoses, buckets of water, a super soaker a kettle. People were getting wet. Zain teamed up with Emir, Fariz's little brother, Climbing through side windows to surprise attack everyone with their multiple water bombs and kettle of water. Ameerah and Pigar tried to corner Fariz and Izzy by showering them with buckets of water and water balloons. Pigar blinded by adrenaline had no idea that Ameerah was about to turn on him and hose his asss. Izzy was being used as Fariz's shield as he chivalrously sacrificed her for his own protection. He used his water gun against the others while Izzy suffered from blasts of H20. But they fought back with some water balloons, one of them even caught a balloon in mid air. The fight was on and it was painless, joyful fun as water filled the air and cooled them off on a warm summery day.
I actually look back at that day and just grin at how much fun we had. When i remember it in my head all i hear is laughter as we all had fun, no worries in the world, ducking and dodging water, surrounded by my best friends in the world and forgetting about the stressful year we'd just had. It's day's like them that make me thankful for the friends i have. I love you guys. =)
I wish i could write better so that whole description sounded better but, this is just me reminiscing the happy times. Peace out!
3 comments:
reading that brought tears to my eyes.
really, it did.
as i read that, i looked outside my window and feel the sun rays radiating me. today's such a beautiful day like the day we had that water fight. i want to turn back time and enjoy that day over and over again. how happy we were in each other's company. i wish we could do it all again. when i mean all, i mean you, me, zain, ameerah and pigar.
NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW
great post mate. EPIC !
i agree izzy, thinking of that day makes me feel all emotional..in a good postive way too.
you guys made year 12 ROCK !
BEST POST EVER !!!
you make me bipolar !
so much change in emotion, my body was getting confused !
beautiful writing fuzz!
i havent read anything that has made me cry, you've made HISTORY !!!!!!
lurve ewes all !
xx.
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