FuZZ Is Listening To - Warning - Eminem, I've gone the rap road. He Disses the SH!T out of Mariah Carey its not even.. no yeah its pretty funny.

Wherre wheere where was i? Sorry, i've been sick and i just cant be bothered thinking up my greatness. Tis been my excuse for everything lately. I mean i Comes to me, naturally, but i can't put pen to paper or finger to keyboard so easily. Its such a daunting task.

We were waiting with Krystle for her bus because apparently the day before she'd been getting stalked by peepz in her hood the day before. They called out some random name, i forgot was it rachel or something? So there we were just chilling... then up comes a 555. A free bus that takes you around the city. Joy came upon all our faces, we rejoiced, we handstood (handstanded?) and we all upped and ante'd on the bus. Wierd though, weren't we suppoesd to wait and protect Krystle from stalkers? Then off we went onto the first Free bus we see and leave her be. GREAT friends right. One of a kind. We did say bye and laters and bon voyage and all that to her before we left though, so we aren't heartless. Just, special.

SO! On the 555 we were, yes we were. To Myer i think was the original plan. But WAIT who plans these days, its spontaneous decisions all the way! We ended up at the "Spot".. Kinokuniya. Aaand as you do when you enter Kinokuniya, you take a sharp turn right. Walk past the boring pyhsics section, peep at the humour books *COUGH*Furverts*COUGH*, Across the glassed bridge and into the land of Asian Stationary, Design Books, Photography books (which Zain reads and likes to point out the doodles), Comics, Jap Mags and the home of Mr. Toast and Friends. Here we wandered around, saw books, as you do in a book shop, searched stationary, saw Big Rubbers, Two REALLY Big Books (Yes we did, didn't we Julio), Dragon Ball Z books, Poetic Design books... i'll stop there. Like what DOESN'T Kinokuniya have. Giant chicken fighting an evil cotton candy man?..Shut up.

Whilst there we saw many things we liked. Specially Huda, she saw Mr Toast and the Breakfast Gang and it was meant to be. Much to everyone elses Disapproval. Mr Bacon and Mr Egg were just sad that their good friend was departing. I personally thought Mr. Toast was a good investment. But before she decided we all paid a visit to the Humour section. Saw the FCUK book, no its not fashion based and the Marvelous book of Japanese very Useful inventions. How useful? Ever think washing clothes is just wasted time. Why wait and watch the clothes spin and be unproductive, heck maybe even unhealthy. WELL your worries are now gone because the Japanese, those innovative people, have invented the washing shin guards. Tie these babies to your legs, they're like a jug with a cap, and go for a run. You get fit and wash your clothes.. At the same time! GOSH GOLLY! I don't know how i could live without them! So Huda decided to buy this book, and Mr Toast. Later that night her Facebook Status said these were the BEST purchases. Zain'd disappeared into the Literature section while we were all at the second Humor section. Ameerah had to depart at this time. Huda and Nora went to read a chocolate book. Ohh man, im fasting why'd i type that.. and why didn't i just press delete instead of continuing to write this WHAT ARE YOU DOING MAN!! CONTINUE.. Julio and I read a book called the Alphabet Of Manliness. And one of the letters i remembered was C for Copping a Feel... Yup you read it. They had a step by step guide as to how to Cop a Feel. Ironic that we saw that, because moments later we saw two LARGE Books.

INTERMISSION TIME TO EAT!! -Im fasting ok

And imback, 6 hours later.. course you the reader doesn't know that.
So it was time to leave Kinokuniya, the books were overwhelming and Literature was had too many words. So we jetted away from here and walked down stairs towards the Streets of George. Here we encounterede the awesome intersection. Where some people choose to go forward, If your lame, and others choose to go diagonally, 2 thumbs up plus 2 more which makes 5. So we, the awesome people we are, went diagonal. Then i hear someone say "Lindt Cafe" and then.. it was on! We walked down to Darling Harbour, saw a Ferris wheel in the distance, cruised over that bridge that goes to the staircase near IMAX then stopped. There was a dilemma. Do we.. walk down the stairs or take the Elevator down. Julio, Huda and I chose the Elevator, Zain and Nora sped off down the stairs. We waited for the Elevator for no more than a second then said "It's taking too long" then we went on down. On the way down these stairs we hear "Excuse me" as a man makes his way between us and charges down the stairs, in walking motion. "Monica!!" he yells. Here i was thinking she'd run off on him and he was trying to win her back. Then he goes over and they continue walking together... There was potential for a Romance movie there, Man runs down stairs, yells name, woman argues, he confesses then they rejoice and break out in Bollywood dance. But Noooooooo, it had to be all fine and dandy.

So we got to Lindt Cafe where another debate started. What are we ordering and Who is ordering. The boys stayed back and we discussed what we were getting. Meanwhile, oblivious to us as our view was obstructed. Huda and Nora'd already gone ahead and ordered waffles and an extra milkshake, who's milkshake? we do not know... I wanted a water, Bottled water cost $4... then we saw they put it out in a jug for free... soo i dont know, $4 water or free jug of water. Afterwards we got down to the table, talked about things and gave Mr Toast some glasses to chill, he got too chilled, so chilled his glasses were falling off.. i think he was drunk. Zain and Julio shared their stories of regret and their day to day dilemmas. While Nora and Huda just stayed tightlipped, no storytelling by them at all! Unfair trade wouldn't you say? Then we got our food, ate it, finished it, played with it, drew pictures on it, saw pictures on it, deciphered those pictures and got high off it. Yes that's what you do with food. After this we were OFF! Off to where you ask? Ohhhh it was someones bright idea to ride the Ferris wheel.

The closer and closer we got to the Ferris Wheel the higher and bigger it looked. See this isn't a good thing as well me and heights dont get along, She bullied me for my lunch money when i was in pre-Awesome-school (Surprisingly i wasn't born awesome). But thankfully we made a quick pit stop on the way. There was a big Z and zain had to take the opportunity to pose in front of it. Nearby was a massive N for Nora and you can't pass the chance to pose. Then we saw a big H and it was Huda's turn. Julio and i had trouble finding our letters, we had to venture onto the other side of the sandpit. The deep end. We got there and found some swings and a bunch of other squiggly letters. But there was no F or J to be found! Thennn out of nowhere someones Abstract-Vision activated and there was a big yellow J in the middle of the sandpit. Julio jumped on that thing and posed like a monkey and we rejoiced. We continued looking for an F.. but those racist kids playground people didn't create one. I bet their laughing in their big leather chairs right now. So i posed near a... W, or was it an M? If its M then its for my first first first name, Mohammad! After this we played on the swings a bit, Julio and Zain wanted to touch the sky.

Playtime was soon over as we remembered our original goal and made our way back towards the daunting Ferris Wheel. It looked so much bigger close up, but thankfully it was glass covered. Honestly from down below it didn't look that scary. Before getting on we took a few pics and conversed with the always smiling Ferris Wheel attendant, he smiles way damn too much, hes a smiling assassin. Then.. it was time to ride the red carriage of ultra heightening doom. We sat in our seats, even Mr. Toast. And minutes later the radio started playing some old school music, forgot what they played but it was something about having a good time, and the Ferris Wheel took off. It rose, and rose, and rose... and i closed my eyes so i have no idea what happened next. All i heard was screaming coming from everywhere. Then i opened my eyes and just looked forward. NO WAY was i looking down! But for some divine reason i did and holy smokes did i just jack my pants. I looked ahead of me, Huda had her eyes closed, Julio was looking around (Not fearing the heights at all), Nora was taking photos (how do you take photos at such heights!!!) and Zain was just screaming and on the phone with his mommah. I clenched onto some handle to my left and to Zain's arms. It was freaky cause looking down it was like you could fall. I wish i had one of those Japanese inventions, the one where they have goggles with sand in them so your on Land all the time. We went around like five times. On the second go we realized all of our screaming and being scared started getting louder and louder. We were just freaking out. We didnt even realize the Carriage was Fogging up!! We were that scared! Then someone looked up and said "LOOK Aircon". Nora, the intensely brave one, stood up and went to press it. Conveniently while we were at the top. Just as she went to press the button my whole life flashed before my eyes, I broke my brothers batman toy when i was 5. But it wasn't an evil button it really was the aircon button and we were fog free. Then on the third go we saw the carriage in front of us had two people in it and they was getting BUSY. How do you get busy when your like a gazillion metres in the air and look like your about to fall! You MONSTERS!! On the fourth go we passed the Smiling Ferris wheel attendant, for the fourth time, and yelled "Your Evil!! Dont you give us the peace sign!!" then yelled at the next Ferris Wheel customers "Don't Come ON!!!". We made it look like a roller coaster. Then at about number five we were told the nightmare was over. And we were still alive!! I think..

Afterwards we just started walking inone direction. Me and Zain went to the toilet while the rest waited for us. After our little toilet break, We cleaned upthe mess from our Ferris wheel ride. We then chilled out. Taking some pics, Nora and Huda commentating on this couple, Zain taking his model shots Releasing the inner animal, the inner tiger, the inner... Strawberrry!! Then he took the Camera for himself and released the inner photographer, Stop, dropping, rolling, photos of leaves, shoes, rubbish bins. Then using ninja skills he some how disappeared. We were still chilling and talking. Then we see a huge flash in the distance to our right, its Zain taking photos. Then he jumps over a barricade into the Chinese Gardens and it looks as if he's trespassing. This is not good, Trespassing is a bad idea kids. So we all stand and chase after the rebellious photographer. Then see he's cornering some poor duckies and taking photos of them. YOU MONSTER! RSPCA IS COMING!! Whilst watching the poor ducky we see a cockroach and freak out, sorry not we Huda did. Then we all sat and watched passerbys... little did we know the horror which was about to befall us.

Because, to our right, out of the blue, out of the mists of evil Ferris Wheel.. came a Gypsy!!! And we were surprised by the Gypsy's appearance, she was smoking a pipe and muttering things. Nora, Huda and I came to the conclusion that she was muttering spells and that the Ducky and Cockroach used to be humans!! Huda and I then ran away, clearly like ninjas.. making sounds and very abrupty, trying to avoid the curse. We thought we were in the clear. Then the Gypsy lady walked away muttering more things. We were pretty sure we avoided the evil Gypsy curse.

We had one hell of an adventure, but it was time to call it a night. We all walked over to Central and then said our farewells. This was that old Faithful day, very fun indeed and very memorable. Thanks guys for inviting me out that day. It was a Blessing and a Curse! I got a sore throat the next day and Huda woke up with evil Mozzy bites! Gypsy 1 - Us 0.

Here's some of the pics taken.


Farewell, Goodbye, Thank You, Goodnight, PEACE!!