Zain Is Listening To - Wheels by the Foo FIGHTERS !
Good afternoon everyone ! Long time no see, i haven't posted in AGES ! why ? was i suffering from bloggers block ? no sorry nothin can block me (fuzz: wat bout that nose of urs ? ) except uni exams ! they were a real BEEHATCH but alas it is all over and so is my first yr of uni ?! time flew like no 2moro...that dude in the background pic on the left, yeh the one wit the cardigan...yes he is single...no he is not gay... yes him he enter the holiday season this wk ! pretty exciting stuff .
Okay so yesterday kicked off my holidays and boy did it BANG. it started with me hijacking fuzz and takin him to george st giordano outlet under the presumption from a pretty young asian that they were lookin for casuals ! so we go and ask for "jimmy" aka manager and we see he's on the phone so we think ok lets not be rude, rather just wait till he's done. SO we wait...and wait...and wait just some more, CLEARLY he was on an important business call. FINALLY hes free only to find out hes already HIRED ! wat an assface.
The next part of our journey leads us to jumma (friday prayer). From jumma we head to angela's to get a haircut where we see julio who as usual requires some sort of situation to be DE-SUSSED ! from angela's we eat, from eating we end up at fuzzs house. i change into my bball gear, farewell fuzz to play some local ball only to reuinte with fuzz and hour and a half later, some say that is too much time apart. i agree wit some say. AND here is where our funky night begins :)
So we arrive, see familiar faces, catch up - ask what everyones doin wit themselves these days - find out ex-randwick boys peepz are in jail - surpising ? slightly. Anyways the last bbq i attended did not involve neither strobe lights nor TIKI torches (thanks fuzz) from the SURVIVOR SERIES. Clearly things have changed since i was a wee lil boy. Yes so we conversed, exchanged humble insults, flipped chicken wings and danced to the beat of friday night WSFM ;) that station is SO underrated ! Oh and the weather was simply devine, a cool summer breeze and just when we thought the night couldnt get any better, faisal whispers "i have explosive entertainment" - he didnt actually say that but for the purposes of saving myself and fariz from the online coppers HE DID :) i ask where did thy find such awesome explosiveness ? *faisal responds wit an access denied expression* i guess once a shifty curry always a shifty curry ?
and OFF we go, 8 strapping young lads cruising the streets of eastlakes (majority dressed in black...to ward off suspicion ofcourse) with no hidden agenda's, clearly just enjoying the awesome weather and before we kno it we're in eastlakes park ?! The rest is a bit blurry but i can recall in order to view this 'explosive awesomeness' some suggested we needed to view it from under the pirate ship (8 dudes, one pirate ship...u do the math). SO as one dude goes to light the gunpowder, the rest of us run for cover because apparently it was going to be MASSIVE. big bluff by my man faisal but nonetheless we shouldve added trenches and worn army helmets for dramatic effect. I had no idea how loud fireworks are ?! as they go off, u notice the apartment building lights surrounding the park start turning on...so its like a light show within a light show? tom stoppard whaaaaaat ! so we're like oh crap, in the craziness some of us ran, some of us chilled, some of us just looked straight up STONED !
i kid u not, 45 seconds later..a police van rocks up. wat are the chances ? *checks demographics* oh...actually the chances are higher than i thought..STILL wat the hell ?!
so two officers come out and ask us how we doin ? next thing u kno they're askin us to empty our pockets ? i was actually wearing bball shorts and they dont have pockets ?! then they touched me where the pockets would be...i told them i was pocket-less...but they wouldnt stop..THEY WOULDNT STOP MAN ?!
wat happened next ? they got their torches out...interpret THAT as u wish u sick bastards ! anywho after a quick search they told us to go home and home we went :)
just another day in the LIFE !
peace yo.
ZaiN
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